That's not coffee in the mug...

The madman at work.

Leeroy Berlin is the resident indolent author around these parts, and there’s nothing anyone can do about that (EDITOR’S NOTE: Wanna bet?).  The author of a mountain of execrable short fiction, poetry, and trunk novels, he (I–do I really need to write in some stupid third person voice as if this is the work of some cut-rate marketing hack?  I’m sitting in an uninsulated, illegal, lean-to on the side of a pastel cell.  I think I can write this my way (EDITOR’S NOTE: All confessions of illegal conduct on this site are fiction.  I promise.), so, I hope you’ll get a kick out of my continued rantings.  Enjoy.  I know I enjoy writing them.